Hiya,
We all know we can avoid them in the daylight, but in dark winter? You know the feeling, like you've stood on a pound of butter on a ski slope, only it don't smell like it, more like five hundred year old cheese! Now lets be reasonable here, we can't line the podgy fat git owners up and skewer them on disused hockey sticks can we? All right you could, but that would create more mess, think about it, blood, bodies, angry relatives, dog bites. Besides it's usually a little old lady with a big smile letting Millie relieve her smoking load on the pavement. So I have the answer my long suffering friends, "Luminous Dog Turds." An additive to pet food. Simple. Always here to help.
Bercher
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