Saturday 10 November 2012

Mr Valentine



Mr Valentine

He was a real romantic
Sent out his cards by the truckload
He got one reply from a lady
She said I am ready and able
I want a posh meal at a table
A house and horse with a stable
A bank account new house in Chelsea

He thought as he counted his coppers
A burger and orange for starters
For a horse a ride on a donkey
On a beach not too far from Brighton
A couple of quid and a guest house

The Lady said I'm not bothered
With burgers and sand in my slippers
Fried eggs with kippers for breakfast
It's just the card that you sent me
You left the twenty pence price on
I'm worth more than that you old skinflint

Kevin Humphreys
14th February 2011

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